Eminem - I'm Having a Relapse(freestyle) [Текст Песни]

[ Intro ]

Torture chambers, secret passage ways
Vats of acid and deadly volts

[ Verse ]

How the hell did he manage to get more felony charges?
He's already got life in jail, man, what the hell is his problem?
Well, to be honest, the smell of these chronic leaves make me hella demonic
They've compelled me to kill this elderly man and I get these panic attacks
Pop a Xanax, relax, tryin' to stick my fuckin' dick inside a manikin's ass
Then I get manic depressed, see the orthodontist, get gas masks, kick ass
The first thing I put on is the mask
Speaking of mask, man it ain't too late to have a change of pace and take
it off and show my face so you can see the things you're facing
Slice you up and cook you after you're murdered by strangulation
That's bacon souffl? you're making, ain't you? Well thank you Jason
There goes one more coma due to blunt force trauma
Just gimme one more soma and I'll be done for 'ol mama
Go in the damn broom closet, another valium lost it, shoved in the vacuum
nozzle, down the bathroom faucet
It seems like every day I get a little flakier
The medication is making my hands a little shakier
Hand me that 18 month old baby to shake 'em up
It'll only take me a second to choke his trachea
Breakin' his neck in 80 some place, baby here's Shady, Come lady
He's got the razor for blazin' the ch-ch-chainsaw baby
You b-b-blunderin', bumblin', m-m-mublin' dumb dumb
Yeah, here I come come, you hear the rumbling? Vrumm vrumm
There's something inside of that blue tub and that drum drum.
A head and torso of someone, where'd it come from?
Whose it belong to? Maybe the girl with the long, blonde hair who
disappeared and left her cheerleader pom poms?
Clearly there's somethin' wrong 'cause she didn't come home
She's missing, where is she? Something fishy is goin' on
I guess he stuck the bitch with the pitchfork with the long prongs
Now everybody get your dance on to my dance song